Episode 1 · Posted October 4, 2026
Form Says Arms
A crow, a pickup and eight near misses on a Minnesota highway. Deputies ask about the air duster. The form says arms.
Alleged
What the complaint alleges
This episode is about a Crow Wing County man.Here is what the criminal complaint says happened.
- A motorist reported that a vehicle heading north on Highway 15 nearly ran eight vehicles off the road, nearly clipped a trailer and caused another vehicle to drive into the ditch.
- The motorist pulled alongside and told the driver he should not be driving. The driver allegedly responded with slurred speech.
- As officers approached, they allegedly saw the driver huffing from a can of compressed-air duster.
- The complaint describes head tremors, a blank, straight stare, watery eyes and slurred speech.
- He refused field sobriety tests, raised his voice and repeatedly threw his arms in the air, the complaint states.
- Officers allegedly found three empty cans and one full can of duster in the vehicle, along with an empty vodka bottle.
- A blood sample drawn under a search warrant showed an alcohol concentration of .183, according to the complaint.
- He told officers he had "screwed up," according to the complaint.
A complaint is an accusation. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. The deputies' dialogue in the video is made up. The crow's subtitled line is the only quote, and it comes from the complaint.
The paperwork, explained
Transcript
- Caller911? A crow nearly ran eight cars off the road.
- DispatcherA crow?
- CallerHe's wearing a hat.
- Deputy LyleSeventeen months to retirement, Dale. Seventeen.
- Deputy DaleLyle! I've never pulled over a crow before!
- Deputy LyleSir. Is that air duster?
- Deputy DaleHe hid it.
- Deputy LyleI can see it, sir. It's above the window.
- Deputy DaleYep. That's air duster!
- Deputy LyleWe watched you do it, sir. We were right here.
- Deputy LyleSir, walk in a straight line.
- The crow[caws] CAW! CAW! CAW!
- Deputy DaleSubject... repeatedly threw his arms in the air.
- Deputy LyleThose are wings, Dale.
- Deputy DaleForm says arms.
- Deputy LyleHe's a bird.
- Deputy DaleThere's no box for wings, Lyle. I checked. Twice.
- Deputy LyleThen write arms.
- Deputy DaleI already did!
- Deputy DaleThree empty cans of duster. One full can. One empty vodka bottle.
- Deputy LyleHe saved one for later.
- On screenBLOOD ALCOHOL .183
- Deputy DaleBlood alcohol: .183.
- Deputy LyleOpe.
- The crow[caws] "Screwed up."
- Deputy LyleYeah. You did, buddy.
- Deputy DaleShould I write that down?
- Deputy LyleWrite it down, Dale.
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