Cast

Three regulars. One of them is in every mugshot.

Every suspect

The Crow

Plays the accused in every episode. Speaks only in caws. His one subtitled line is whatever the complaint says the person said. Wears the hat.

Asks the questions

Tall, tired, has seen this before. Reads the situation correctly and gets no credit for it.

Fills out the form

Writes down exactly what the form asks for. The form says arms.

The deputies are fictional and are not based on any real officer or agency. Artwork and voices are AI-generated.